Blog me dead

well blog me dead, i got the paper finished. i've been sitting down for so many hours straight now that my bum has lost its elasticity. my eyes are watery, my ears are ringing, my mouth is dry, my scalp is itchy, my throat is parched, my stomach growling, my fingers sore, my wrists are creaking, my back is aching, my sinus' stuffy, my feet are cold, my legs are weak and my brain is mush.

apart from that i feel fine.

must be nearing the end of term. god help me!