Googlism

Following Erin's lead, I thought I would try a little googlism of my own. Here are the funniest entries for "australia". My comments are in brackets.

australia is not sweden (phew, for a minute there...)
australia is one of six (what? rowdy teenagers harassing the neighbours?)
australia is expecting (a baby)
australia is an active and expanding company (something we share in common with Canada then!)
australia is one of queensland's leading hotels (damn queenslanders think they own the place)
australia is more than just kangaroos and cricket (yes, we should not forget 'beer' and 'rude')
australia is one big outback
australia is outlawing fun (wowsers)
australia is "basically the same place" as new zealand (get stuffed)
australia is no longer just for the young embargo (yes the old are always welcome)

And here are the entries for "tim":

tim is gestopt (do they mean gestalt or despot? either will probably do fine)
tim is up in 1856
tim is a very special person
tim is an evil liar
tim is insensitive
tim is faded
tim is a very lazy bass player (it's true...)
tim is not one (I am many)
tim is up in the stock round (yeah my "TIM Inc." shares are trading well, buy some)
tim is just your everyday poser
tim is jarig (I don't even know what that means)
tim is rock & roll's legendary... bottom end and vanilla fudge (ok so I edited that one a little)
tim is second generation software
tim is that warm
tim is the main person who decides (you better believe it)
tim is a third generation racer
tim is desperate
tim is the bestest
tim is the founding director of humanity's adulthood
tim is the doogie houser of the internet (that ROCKS)

The five best:
tim is a lobsterman whom dog lady met
tim is (at least that is what my existential detective told me)
tim is quite a cruncher
tim is baffled by his unpopularity
tim is the new fish