Vanilla Ice Is Back

And taking his inspiration from the Official "Dullest Blog In The World."

First this post appeared on said blog:

Opening a cupboard door	(dull, October 17)
There was a cupboard in the corner of the room. I reached out my hand and gripped the door handle. I pulled the door towards me, thereby opening the cupboard.

Which was followed by this comment:

Vanilla Ice			January 11
All right stop collaborate and don't get bored Ice is back with my brand new cupboard. Something grabs a hold of the crackers tightly outa the cupboard it comes nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know open the cupboard door and I'll go To the extreme I eat my cheetos like a vandal Light up a kitchen and open a cupboard by the handle Sneek in grab the popcorn and back out like boom I'm gettin' mad cholesterol like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I turn on a melody Any evidence I was in there is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight Better not make much noise, oops there goes the plate If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out my cupboard it's mad dope ain'’t it Ice Ice Baby Ice Cream too yea Oops...Ice Ice Baby Ummm...that's all I got...yo.

I think there's something in that for all of us.

In case you hadn't already figured it out, the beauty of the Dullest Blog is not the blog entries themselves (though they are a masterful example of clarity and brevity), but in the comments. The enthusiasm with which people comment, the levels of interaction, the swirling layers of meaning, the creative force that is unleashed! It is like you've just stepped into the Library of Babel, entered the Garden of Forking Paths, oh! if I could only not think of the Tiger!

Tim